September 19th, 2008 | by Mare |
1. Remember that one put-down can erase hours of kindness you give to your partner. Follow James Brolin's advice: "Treat each other like eggs."
2. It's OK to disagree: if two people always agree, one of them isn't necessary.
3. Complement your partner often.
4. Develop good listening skills.
5. Keep in mind that we're all trying to accomplish the same objectives in a relationship: acceptance, support, and affection.
6. Learn to handle conflict constructively.
7. Never say: "I told you so."
8. Don't take each other for granted.
9. Serve her breakfast in bed; include a long-stemmed red rose.
10. Have a sense of humor.
11. Be flexible.
12. Understand the importance of small touches and caresses.
13. Massage their feet; and give them a back rub.
14. Learn to tango.
15. Never betray their confidence.
16. Plan a lunch date.
17. Create a scrap book of your first year together.
18. Plan little surprises.
19. Keep a lock of his hair in a heart-shaped locket.
20. Flirt with each other.
21. Share the household chores.
22. Ride a bicycle built for two.
23. Never forget a single anniversary. Create a meaningful anniversary ritual.
24. Watch out for each other's best interests.
25. Take a horse-drawn carriage ride.
26. Admit it when you're wrong.
27. Befriend his/her friends.
28. Write each other love letters.
29. Follow William James' advice: "The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook."
30. Make romance a habit.
31. Don't expect perfection.
32. Share your dreams with each other.
33. Be best friends as well as lovers.
34. Hold hands.
35. Don't interrupt each other.
36. Make lots of eye contact.
37. Make a list for them: 101 reasons why I love you.
38. Call just to say "I love you".
39. Make your partner feel special.
40. Promise each other to grow old together. Keep your promise.
– Marelisa
Friday, September 19, 2008
40 Tips for Getting Along With Your Significant Other
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Iin
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Nur
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Bubba
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"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
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The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=1996
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First Class Blondie
The blond replies, "Im young, blond and beautiful, and Im going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "Im young, blond and beautiful, and Im going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesnt want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blondes ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isnt going to LA."
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=3431
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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
Sadness
Sad is when you lost your loved one
When you think life is not fair but you can't do anything about it.
When so many unfortunate things happened in your life but you still have to stand strong.
What you call a feeling beyond sad?
When you don't feel sad anymore
When you lost yourself to reality
When you don't know what's right or wrong
When you still have your loved one but you rather let her be in peace than suffering
It hurts to see her smile as that is the only thing she could do..
My friend Nyoman Martika with his two disabled daughter.
We will be your friend.
Nur 22 June 2008.
Sad
Sad is when you think life is not fair but you can't do anything about it.
Sad is when so many unfortunate things happened in your life but you have to stand strong.
But what you call a feeling beyond sad.
When you don't feel sad anymore
When you lost yourself to reality
When you don't know what's right or wrong
When you still have your love one but you rather let her be in peace.
It hurts no more to see her laugh as that is the only thing she could do..
My friend nyoman Martika with his two dissabled daughter.
We will be your friend.
Nur 22 june 2008.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
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George Burns
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Monday, May 12, 2008
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Fw: Stories about Racism
1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show
where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if
the statements about race he was accused of saying were true.
Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish
and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish
these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class
white people.'
His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'.
Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.
My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger.
Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put
Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the
ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT.
PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW. Then send it to the whole
community that's not white people and see the result. We have to see the
result of unity.
Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in
the world. Stop buying any range of their product, perfume, cosmetics,
clothes, bags, etc.,
2) Scene took place on a British Airways flight betweenJohannesburg and
London .
A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. 'Madam, what is
the matter,' the hostess asked. 'You obviously do not see it then?' she
responded. 'You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next
to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.'
'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this
Flight is taken.
I will go to see if another place is available.' The Hostess went
away and t hen came back a few minutes later. 'Madam, Just as I thought,
there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the
captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class.
All the same, we still have one place in the first class.' Before the woman
could say anything, the hostess continued: 'It is not Usual for our
company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first
class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.' She
turned to the black guy, and said,'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.'
At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just
witnessed stood up and applauded.
Both the above are true stories. If You are against racism, please send
this message to all your friends;
Friday, May 2, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Laurence J. Peter
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Monday, April 21, 2008
A room at Hotel Lusa
Also the first time in my life I use shampoo as soap. He he
My first Surfing in Kuta beach
(despite of a big headache that I had, they said it is normal for beginners)
Certainly will come back again very soon.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
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Monday, March 31, 2008
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Saturday, March 22, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Kimia Farma Denpasar
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Dr Gary
Last week rhe Skin specialist doctor said the rashes is because an insect somewhere in the house. Now we get a second opinion from dr Gary as its been a week without any improvement.
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Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Monday, March 10, 2008
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Carrefour
Thousands of items, we need them all
If we don't, they will be on a big discount
Cash register will tell the truth..
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Mitch Hedberg
Monday, March 3, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Cak Asmo
Monday, February 25, 2008
Tribal Odessey
The decision of who will be the husband is not up to the girl, but it is the big family decision. This is based of the number of cows he has.
Cow's urine is used to wash human hair, it makes their curly hair orange, considered as nice decoration.
To get the milk from the cows they stimulate its genitals by sucking it, similar to what we know as blow job. Except this is done to cows.
Interesting movie from National Geographic Channel.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Antrian di Makro
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Sex in the dark
BellSouth Internet Group
(chuckle, sexual, heard it)
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Sendiri
Mengaduk amarahku
Menegakkan egoku
Menunjukkan begoku
(Malam di dokter wardiana)
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