Friday, September 19, 2008

40 Tips for Getting Along With Your Significant Other

September 19th, 2008 | by Mare |


1. Remember that one put-down can erase hours of kindness you give to your partner. Follow James Brolin's advice: "Treat each other like eggs."

2. It's OK to disagree: if two people always agree, one of them isn't necessary.

3. Complement your partner often.

4. Develop good listening skills.

5. Keep in mind that we're all trying to accomplish the same objectives in a relationship: acceptance, support, and affection.

6. Learn to handle conflict constructively.

7. Never say: "I told you so."

8. Don't take each other for granted.

9. Serve her breakfast in bed; include a long-stemmed red rose.

10. Have a sense of humor.

11. Be flexible.

12. Understand the importance of small touches and caresses.

13. Massage their feet; and give them a back rub.

14. Learn to tango.

15. Never betray their confidence.

16. Plan a lunch date.

17. Create a scrap book of your first year together.

18. Plan little surprises.

19. Keep a lock of his hair in a heart-shaped locket.

20. Flirt with each other.

21. Share the household chores.

22. Ride a bicycle built for two.

23. Never forget a single anniversary. Create a meaningful anniversary ritual.

24. Watch out for each other's best interests.

25. Take a horse-drawn carriage ride.

26. Admit it when you're wrong.

27. Befriend his/her friends.

28. Write each other love letters.

29. Follow William James' advice: "The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook."

30. Make romance a habit.

31. Don't expect perfection.

32. Share your dreams with each other.

33. Be best friends as well as lovers.

34. Hold hands.

35. Don't interrupt each other.

36. Make lots of eye contact.

37. Make a list for them: 101 reasons why I love you.

38. Call just to say "I love you".

39. Make your partner feel special.

40. Promise each other to grow old together. Keep your promise.

– Marelisa

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Iin

Saya memutuskan untuk memiliki villa lima kamar gaya FS Sayan fully furnished dengan kolam renang bulan Juni 2009 atau lebih cepat.

Iin

Saya memutuskan untuk memiliki villa dengan kolam renang fully furnished di Goa Gong awal tahun 2009 atau lebih cepat.

Nur

Saya memutuskan untuk memiliki dua Circle K yang sangat menguntungkan di daerah Dalung akhir tahun 2008 atau lebih cepat.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

iiee_thha. lotofmeusee

Bubba

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes in to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
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"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
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The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"

http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=1996

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First Class Blondie

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.

The blond replies, "Im young, blond and beautiful, and Im going to sit here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.

Again, the blond replies, "Im young, blond and beautiful, and Im going to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesnt want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blondes ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isnt going to LA."

http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=3431

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Sadness

Sad is when you lost your loved one
When you think life is not fair but you can't do anything about it.
When so many unfortunate things happened in your life but you still have to stand strong.

What you call a feeling beyond sad?
When you don't feel sad anymore
When you lost yourself to reality
When you don't know what's right or wrong

When you still have your loved one but you rather let her be in peace than suffering
It hurts to see her smile as that is the only thing she could do..

My friend Nyoman Martika with his two disabled daughter.
We will be your friend.
Nur 22 June 2008.

Sad

Sad is when you lost your loved one
Sad is when you think life is not fair but you can't do anything about it.
Sad is when so many unfortunate things happened in your life but you have to stand strong.

But what you call a feeling beyond sad.
When you don't feel sad anymore
When you lost yourself to reality
When you don't know what's right or wrong

When you still have your love one but you rather let her be in peace.
It hurts no more to see her laugh as that is the only thing she could do..

My friend nyoman Martika with his two dissabled daughter.
We will be your friend.
Nur 22 june 2008.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

George Burns

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."


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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Fw: Stories about Racism

TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM



1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show

where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if

the statements about race he was accused of saying were true.

Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish

and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish

these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upper class

white people.'



His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'.

Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.



My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger.

Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put

Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the

ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT.

PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW. Then send it to the whole

community that's not white people and see the result. We have to see the

result of unity.



Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in

the world. Stop buying any range of their product, perfume, cosmetics,

clothes, bags, etc.,



2) Scene took place on a British Airways flight betweenJohannesburg and

London .



A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. 'Madam, what is

the matter,' the hostess asked. 'You obviously do not see it then?' she

responded. 'You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next

to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.'

'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this

Flight is taken.



I will go to see if another place is available.' The Hostess went

away and t hen came back a few minutes later. 'Madam, Just as I thought,

there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the

captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class.

All the same, we still have one place in the first class.' Before the woman



could say anything, the hostess continued: 'It is not Usual for our

company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first

class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be

scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.' She

turned to the black guy, and said,'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,

please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.'

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just

witnessed stood up and applauded.



Both the above are true stories. If You are against racism, please send

this message to all your friends;

Friday, May 2, 2008

Threesome

Three snails found at the same time.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Laurence J. Peter

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"

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Trust!

A person who trusts no one can't be trusted."

hey, they selling iPhone here already. Rp 5,5million rupiah

Monday, April 21, 2008

Floris

Breakfast at warung Italia

Still my favorite place!

A room at Hotel Lusa

Floris's room was simple but the location was perfect, only 5 minutes walk from the surfing beach..
Also the first time in my life I use shampoo as soap. He he

My first Surfing in Kuta beach

IT WAS A GREAT FUN!!!
(despite of a big headache that I had, they said it is normal for beginners)
Certainly will come back again very soon.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Friday, March 21, 2008

Kimia Farma Denpasar

Aurelia was infected by some kind of virus, according to dr Gary. Now she has to drink 4 kind of medicines which will be a challenge. She doesn't like medicines (who does?)..

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Dr Gary

Aurel is having rashes in her whole body. Pretty bad. Feels terrible to see her scratching her body.
Last week rhe Skin specialist doctor said the rashes is because an insect somewhere in the house. Now we get a second opinion from dr Gary as its been a week without any improvement.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Celebration

Happy Birthday Oda san. 11 March 2008.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Carrefour

Grocery Shop

Thousands of items, we need them all
If we don't, they will be on a big discount
Cash register will tell the truth..

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Mitch Hedberg

"I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."

Monday, March 3, 2008

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Cak Asmo

One of our favorite spot for cheap food but the taste is always super. Mostly when we go to hospital either Sanglah or Surya Husada, as it is only five minutes away.

Optic shop

When was the last time we bargain for frames at optic shop. Mark up could be 100 percent or more.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Tribal Odessey

In some part of Sudan, marriage is an exchange of a bride with cows, up to a hundred of them.
The decision of who will be the husband is not up to the girl, but it is the big family decision. This is based of the number of cows he has.


Cow's urine is used to wash human hair, it makes their curly hair orange, considered as nice decoration.
To get the milk from the cows they stimulate its genitals by sucking it, similar to what we know as blow job. Except this is done to cows.

Interesting movie from National Geographic Channel.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Antrian di Makro

Would be nice if Makro has cashiers as many as Carrefour. Or at least to have the cashier work as fast.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Magic statue - Bali Hyatt

Beach of Bali Hyatt

Garden of Bali Hyatt

VIlla cempaka exterior

Sex in the dark

Sex in the dark... firstborn2007@bellsouth.net (FirstBorn2007)
BellSouth Internet Group
(chuckle, sexual, heard it)

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."

Peter De Vries

"There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you."


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Cap gomeh

Kuningannya orang cina...
Makan lontong cap gomeh.. Enak banget

Sembahyang purnama

Management and staff Bali Hyatt pray together every full moon..

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Sendiri

Disini, ku duduk sendiri
Mengaduk amarahku
Menegakkan egoku
Menunjukkan begoku

(Malam di dokter wardiana)

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Mecucu!

Ada yang mecucu krn tanpa sengaja mobilnya jalan pas dia turun dan belum nutup pintu...
Nggak sengaja sumpah. Ternyata jalannya nurun...

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Bakso paling enak seluruh dunia

Coba aja sendiri kalo nggak percaya.
Ada di Dalung Permai, sebelum HOUR swalayan.